Indie Author Experiment · Day 16 · Community, Expertise & Flat World
Bro. Flat What?
Yesterday reminded me why this entire indie author experiment is worth doing: beautiful books, beautiful humans, Coke Zero exiting through the wrong part of my face, thoughtful conversations — and one unexpected journey into Flat World.
Dear rebels…
Yesterday I had the loveliest day.
No, I didn’t sell books.
But I honestly think the feelings yesterday generated in me are probably very similar to what I’ll feel the day I open my KDP dashboard and see that I sold 50 books.
Maybe even better.
I published reviews of three books indie authors had sent me and, rebels…
Oh my God.
I could feel their happiness through the screen.
And at the same time, I could see the emotions my thoughts about their books were creating in them.
Three Books. Three Completely Different Emotional Injuries.
Yes.
I cried.
The poetry.
The images.
The memories.
Yes.
I cried again.
Not emotionally.
Physically.
I laughed so hard that Coke Zero came out of my nose.
And obviously I had to write that in the review because journalism requires accuracy.
Rebels, I am here to tell you something nobody warns you about:
After the reviews went live, I chatted with the authors.
Then came more emails.
More messages.
More conversations.
And suddenly I knew these humans a little better than I had the day before.
I went to sleep ridiculously happy.
And then I woke up to even more emails and kind messages.
That was when I thought:
Even if the sales are still sitting there looking at me like: 0.
The beautiful humans I am meeting through this experiment are making the whole thing worth doing.
The indie authors.
The readers.
The people leaving thoughtful comments.
The people laughing with me.
The people teaching me things.
The people letting me into the strange, vulnerable little worlds they created inside their books.
That matters.
A lot.
And Of Course We Need Our Laugh of the Day
Because rebels…
Look around.
I think the world needs a little more of this vibration right now.
Laughter. Joy. Hope. Community.
Maybe none of us can fix everything.
But maybe if enough people keep putting a little kindness into the world, something shifts.
Slowly.
Quietly.
One person at a time.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry.
I haven’t even had my Coke Zero yet today and apparently I’ve already become philosophical.
Let’s correct that immediately.
Yesterday LinkedIn delivered something special.
A new connection asked whether I had a website.
I sent him LupeFarkas.com.
A new LinkedIn connection asked for my website. I sent LupeFarkas.com. So far, everything looked perfectly normal.
Then he asked if he could give me some constructive criticism without offending me.
Of course.
Rebels…
Seriously.
I want criticism.
I want to learn.
I want to meet people who know things I don’t.
I want to work.
I want to test.
I want to fail.
I want to succeed.
And I want to repeat that cycle a million times if necessary.
That is literally why I am doing this experiment in public.
I don’t need everybody telling me everything is beautiful.
I want somebody to make me think.
Just…
not in a flat way.
He said he would review it.
I waited.
And waited.
And at 11:47 p.m. I finally asked:
I genuinely wanted the criticism. So I waited. And waited. And eventually… well. You can see what happened.
Rebels.
It was.
Nine minutes later, the diagnosis arrived.
After all that anticipation, the professional verdict finally landed: “basic and flat.”
My website apparently looked like I had made it myself.
Devastating news because…
I did.
Bro. Flat WHAT?And this is where the whole thing actually became interesting to me.
I was not offended.
I was disappointed.
I had been promised professional criticism.
So give me the professional criticism.
- Flat visual hierarchy?
- Weak contrast between primary and secondary content?
- Flat typography?
- Weak storytelling?
- No visual rhythm between sections?
- A confusing conversion path?
- Too many competing calls to action?
- Navigation hiding important content?
- Mobile friction?
- Not enough prominence for the books?
- A homepage trying to accomplish too many things?
- A visitor journey that breaks before someone reaches a purchase?
Tell me where the problem is.
Tell me what behaviour you think it creates.
Tell me what you would change.
Tell me why.
Tell me what result you would expect.
Make me come back three days later and say:
“Fuck. You were right.”
I would genuinely LOVE that.
Because “basic” and “flat” are not diagnoses.
They are adjectives.
And if you are selling expertise, I am interested in the part that comes after the adjective.
Apparently the problem was the “visual experience.” Still no hierarchy, user journey, navigation, conversion path or something concrete I could test. Bro. Use your professional words.
But Something Useful Was Hiding Inside the Flatness
Apparently he looked at the homepage and did not discover The Chosen.
Now THAT interests me.
Because maybe the useful question is not:
“Is this website flat?”
Maybe the useful question is:
Maybe The Chosen should be more prominent.
Maybe Books, Reviews, Podcast and the Indie Author Experiment need even clearer paths.
Maybe someone entered the foyer and never realised there was an entire house behind it.
Now THAT I can work with.
That is a UX question.
That is something I can test.
And Maybe This Is Where People Misread Lupe Farkas
You look at the books, the pink, the jokes, the reviews, the black magic, the Coke Zero and my increasingly questionable relationship with Google God and think:
Oh. Cute.And that is completely fine.
But Lupe Farkas is a pen name.
Behind it is someone who also ghostwrites technical books about quality, problem-solving and automotive manufacturing.
Systems.
Evidence.
Root causes.
Arguments that have to survive scrutiny.
So if you introduce yourself to me as an expert and offer professional criticism, please don’t bring me:
“Flat.”
Bring me the analysis.
Don’t assume that because the woman on the other side of the screen is joking about Coke Zero she won’t understand the technical answer.
Actually, give me the technical answer.
I’ll probably enjoy it.
If You’re Really an Expert, Come Play
There is something people need to understand about this experiment.
I am not doing this because I am looking for someone to sell me a marketing package.
I am doing it because I want to know whether an indie author can grow visibility, build an audience and eventually sell books without throwing money at every problem.
That is literally the test.
So if you are a real expert and genuinely believe in your expertise?
Come play.
Tell me:
Change this.
Test this.
Move this.
Try this headline.
Publish at this time.
Your conversion path breaks here.
This page needs this.
Give me something concrete.
I will probably test it.
And if it works?
Oh, I will tell everybody.
Your name.
Your surname.
Your website.
Your links.
I will scream from the internet rooftops:
Website grew? I’ll say it.
Traffic improved? I’ll say it.
Book sold?
Rebels, I may build the person a shrine.
Because expertise should survive being tested.
And if you really believe in what you know, this experiment should be fun for you too.
Knowledge Grows When It Is Shared
During my career, I was never shy or selfish with knowledge.
To this day I still receive calls and messages from people I worked with saying:
“Hey, this is happening. What do you think?”
And I answer.
Why?
Because knowledge grows when it is shared.
Because somebody taught me too.
Because there used to be something beautiful in professional life:
People built relationships before they built invoices.
They created networks.
They shared ideas.
They helped solve problems.
They showed how they thought.
They created synergies.
And eventually, yes, financial opportunities came from those relationships.
I’m not saying professionals should work for free.
Of course not.
Expertise has value.
Work has value.
Time has value.
But there is a difference between sharing one useful thought that demonstrates your expertise…
and looking at a project for thirty seconds and thinking:
How do I get into this person’s wallet?
Also, Rebels… I Already Tried Throwing Money at the Problem
Before anyone tells me:
“You need to invest money to make money.”
Rebels.
I tried that.
At the beginning I threw money at Jeff Bezos exactly the way indie authors are constantly told to do.
Then I threw some at Mark Zuckerberg too.
Do you know what they both told me?
Thank you, babes.That was basically the conversation.
Money went in.
Jeff smiled.
Mark smiled.
I stared at the numbers.
And that is exactly why this experiment exists.
I want to see what happens when I stop solving every visibility problem with my debit card.
Maybe paid advertising eventually becomes part of the answer.
Maybe it doesn’t.
But first I want to understand what content, SEO, reviews, community, networking and distribution can do.
I already tested spending.
Now I’m testing knowledge.
And There Is the Coke Zero Budget
Rebels, I am very careful with my Coke Zero budget.
Priorities.
So if the choice is between funding an expert who gives me the professional diagnosis of “flat” and funding the beverage keeping this entire circus operational…
Coca-Cola currently has the stronger business case.
Coke Zero has at least proven its value to management.
And Then Someone Actually Read the Experiment
And because the internet occasionally restores my faith in humanity, this comment appeared.
A thoughtful comment noticed the zero sales, the slowdown, the return to publishing and asked the question I actually want to test: how much does consistency matter compared with simply being active all the time?
Someone reading the experiment, thinking about the numbers and asking a question that gives us something else to test.
And yes.
They appreciated the black magic too.
So clearly they are one of us.
So How Did the Internet React to an Overpowered-by-Coke-Zero Lupe Farkas?
Remember yesterday’s conclusion?
I post. I get seen.
Well, the final numbers made that little theory even more interesting.
The website closed September 15 with 73 views, up 92.1%, and 30 visitors, up 87.5%.
Instagram woke up.
LinkedIn moved.
Tumblr somehow joined the black-magic cult and gave me three followers.
Pinterest had not even been properly fed yet.
And the podcast?
That needs feeding today.
So the experiment continues.
Whatever Happens, This Is Already Worth Something
Maybe this experiment works.
Maybe it doesn’t.
Maybe at the end I discover that an indie author really does eventually need a serious marketing budget to produce consistent sales.
Fine.
That would be an answer too.
But rebels…
We are learning.
We are laughing.
We are meeting people.
I am discovering incredible indie authors.
People are sending me beautiful books.
Strangers are becoming conversations.
Conversations are becoming connections.
And sometimes someone tells me my website is flat and accidentally gives me tomorrow’s content.
So really…
everybody wins.
Before you write to me, maybe read my bio.
Please.
Save yourself the embarrassment.
I’m just over here having fun.
But hey.
Keep it coming.
I absolutely love reading experts finding increasingly creative routes into my wallet.
It’s educational.
Sometimes entertaining.
Occasionally you accidentally give me content.
Real experts?
Bring me ideas.
Give me something to test.
And if it works, I promise I’ll scream your name loudly enough for Google God to hear it.
Now I need Coke Zero.
And apparently a podcast episode.
Love you, rebels.
I deliberately kept you here before giving you the exits. Now go meet the books that made me cry, think and nearly inhale Coke Zero through my own respiratory system.
Read my Perfectly Unmatched review →
Read my The Marked Path review →
Read my I’m a Weapon review →
Read my Ramen, Existential Crises review →
Ramen is sitting there in second place.
I love you, Japan.
Now let’s help our little existential bowl of noodles climb one more step.
Since we have now spent sixteen days discussing whether this experiment can sell books, it seems reasonable to remind you that I actually wrote one.
Before October Ends — A Life for a Life is my psychological diary novel: a 90-day countdown, a promise and the question of how much one life can owe another.
Before October Ends on Amazon →
Go ahead.
Destroy the zero. I dare you. 😂