I Disappeared.
My Content Didn’t.
Four quiet days. Google still found me. Spotify crossed 1K. Book sales remained deeply committed to zero. Naturally.
Dear Rebels,
As you may have noticed, and if you didn’t, please pretend you did for the sake of my ego, your Lupe Farkas went suspiciously quiet for four days.
No dramatic breakdown. No secret retreat in Tuscany. No sudden discovery of life-work balance. Please. Let’s keep this believable.
I was ghostwriting so I can keep financing my Coke Zero until Coca-Cola finally notices that I have basically been doing unpaid product placement for months.
Reviewer? Writer? Professional Coke Zero hydration consultant?
I don’t know what job title they will invent for me. They just need to hurry. I’m thirsty.
The client deadline was close, the days were around twelve hours long, and by bedtime the voices living rent-free inside my head had apparently scheduled a management meeting without asking permission.
One was checking what was finished. One was checking what was missing. One was already planning tomorrow. I tried to intervene.
Rejected unanimously.
So I worked, delivered, slept when my internal board of directors finally allowed it, and left the Indie Author Experiment alone for a few days.
That turned out to be useful.
This Is Day 13. I Am Not Pretending the Missing Days Never Happened.
I considered calling today Day 9.
Cute.
No.
Days 9, 10, 11 and 12 still belong to the experiment. I just wasn’t narrating every five minutes like a caffeinated wildlife documentary.
There were no fresh Journal posts, no new Instagram parade, no LinkedIn performance, no Facebook waving, no Lupe appearing in every available corner of the internet shouting:
For once, I shut up.
The interesting part is that the numbers did not.
Okay Google God. I See You.
This is where the experiment became much more interesting than “post more and get more views.”
LupeFarkas.com appeared in Google Search 430 times from 8 to 12 September.
Six people came through Google during those five days.
The site appeared across 27 countries, led by the US, UK and Israel.
On 7 September, LupeFarkas.com reached 90 Google Search clicks in 28 days.
That matters because I was not feeding Google a new article every morning and then dragging it around social media by the ankles.
These were pages we had already built doing what I wanted them to do: exist, get indexed, get found, send people deeper into the site.
WordPress traffic still reacted to the lack of fresh distribution, obviously. Look at the daily views:
34 → 19 → 14 → 6 → 26. The fireworks cooled. The floor stayed there.
And that distinction is the whole bloody point.
I Apparently Do Not Know How to Simply Press Publish.
When I say “I posted,” what I actually mean is that I made the task unnecessarily enormous.
I built custom HTML. Moved boxes around. Argued with headings. Renamed images because Google God likes context. Wrote alt text. Added internal links. Connected books to reviews, reviews to authors, authors to the podcast, and then translated the whole bloody circus into Italian and Portuguese.
After that I made social versions.
Because apparently pressing Publish and walking away would be far too emotionally stable.
It still has to sound like me.
If Google disappeared tomorrow, I would still want a human to land here and know immediately whose house they walked into.
Give the chaos a skeleton.
Clear headings, descriptive links, author names, book titles, image metadata and internal connections underneath the nonsense.
Make each page earn rent.
I do not want a post to die the morning after I publish it. I want it sitting there quietly bringing people back months later.
Content Is King. Distribution Is Queen.
Well. I accidentally gave both of them a test drive.
The result?
Good content gave me a floor.
Distribution gave me the spikes.
That is it. No twelve-paragraph LinkedIn wisdom. No course for €499. You are welcome.
1,000 Plays & Downloads. We Are Celebrating This One.
Now This Is the Part That Makes Reviewer Lupe Very Happy.
The review pages are starting to behave like proper search assets.
Meaning: I write the review once, and Google may continue sending readers to it long after I have moved on to screaming about another book.
Ramen, Existential Crises
1 Google click and an average search position of 5.36. This one review produced more than half of the site’s Google impressions across those five days.
Read my Ramen, Existential Crises reviewThe Cozy Nook Bookshop
2 Google clicks and an average search position of 4.86. Apparently the internet would also like to know exactly how spicy the cozy bookshop is.
Read The Cozy Nook Bookshop reviewThe Secret Bookshop in Ireland
Another review earning impressions, with an average Google position of 10.5.
Read The Secret Bookshop in Ireland reviewAnd Ramen is still bombing, in the good way before somebody gets nervous.
I am ridiculously happy for Roie Oknin, because Ramen, Existential Crises reached #2 in Japan. NUMBER TWO. IN JAPAN. For our weird little existential ramen child.
Read the full Ramen, Existential Crises review, then listen to my 85-minute conversation with Roie Oknin. I remain emotionally normal about this book.
I also read three very short, very beautiful books over these days. Their reviews are coming next.
So much for being quiet.
The ARC Requests Kept Arriving.
English, Italian and Portuguese from Brazil
One request came from Brazil. Two came in Italian. The rest were in English.
Which means the ARC side of this ridiculous little ecosystem is growing too.
And then, naturally, the scammers.
Because nothing says “perhaps people are beginning to notice you online” quite like strangers appearing in your inbox offering to make you a bestseller.
Today alone I received two.
Two magical people who apparently possess the secret formula for making books famous and have chosen, out of the kindness of their hearts and definitely not because they want my credit card, to share it with me.
But LinkedIn remains the winner.
LinkedIn is where I receive daily visits from experts.
Experts whose expertise transformed businesses. Changed lives. Generated enormous success.
And yet, mysteriously, they can never name one single person whose life they transformed.
Privacy, Rebels.
Obviously.
Very exclusive transformation.
Did I Sell Any Books?
Did I get any Kindle Unlimited reads?
Nothing.
Apparently not even my family is reading me. 😂
So there we have it.
Google loves me. Spotify apparently tolerates my voice. Authors are sending me books. Scammers believe I am one payment away from global domination.
And my book sales remain firmly committed to ignoring all of it.
This is why I am doing this experiment publicly. I do not want to show you only the sexy numbers.
A thousand podcast plays? Sexy. Google growth? Sexy. ARC requests? Very sexy.
Book sales?
Desert.
And all of those things can be true at the same time.
Would you like to personally improve these devastating statistics?
Before October Ends is sitting there in three languages, looking beautiful and apparently waiting for somebody with a credit card.
Powered by Coke Zero. Not sponsored by Coca-Cola. Yet.
Apparently I should also disclose that the entire Lupe Farkas operation continues to run primarily on books, unreasonable numbers of browser tabs and Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
This is not sponsored by Coca-Cola.
Tragically.
Coca-Cola, if you are reading this, I have been doing the job for free for quite some time.
Please hurry.
I am thirsty.
We continue.
The next ghostwriting deadlines are around six months away, which is much more civilized and considerably less likely to turn my brain into a call center at midnight.
So I am back to the experiment.
Not restarting it.
Continuing it.
We have reviews to publish, books to read, Google God to feed, scammers to reject, a podcast to grow and apparently an unpaid long-term campaign for Coke Zero to maintain.
Let’s see what happens when the content has a foundation and Lupe starts making noise again. 🌈
Social Media Was Less Philosophical About It.
views, with 58.4% coming from non-followers
plus 8 net followers across 30 days
impressions and 178 members reached
11 new followers during the week
views, 50 interactions, 27 profile visits, 5 bio-link taps and 3 net followers
views, up 201%, with 60 engagements, up 329%, and 2 new followers
views, 21 engagements and 3 new followers
Social media behaved exactly like social media. Feed it and it jumps. Leave it alone and it sulks.
Useful lesson. Also slightly needy.