ARC Review • Cozy Witchy Fantasy • Reader Damage Report
Reviewed by Lupe Farkas
A NEW WITCH IN THE NORTHWOODS
by Elise Poslední
Publication Date: September 22, 2026
★★★★★
Cozy. Witchy. Then suddenly: wait, what just happened? A magical story that lets you relax inside its world before flipping your stomach and revealing that the cozy little witchy bubble has teeth.
Full Review
I never read the blurb of the books I choose to read.
So what makes me choose a book is usually:
1. The cover… yes, I judge a book by its cover.
2. The title. If it has “witch” in it, I’m sold.
3. The author’s name. Yes, I know this is weird, but here we are.
The author’s surname was actually one of the reasons I chose this book first from my NetGalley library.
I live in Eastern Europe, and “Poslední” means “last.”
Girl, you wrote a witchy book, with me… You are not going to be last; you are going to be first.
Sorry for this completely unrequested explanation.
Back to the book. 🌺
The first thing I loved immediately was the fictional excerpts before the chapters.
I loved them to bits!!! 😍
Some of them felt so credible that I wanted to believe they were real books.
So yes, I went and Googled them.
Elise, you better write at least ten of those fictional books now, because I need them.
I also loved the third-person narration.
And now I am going to give you another piece of completely unrequested information.
You know the movie Amélie? You know the narrator’s voice?
Every time I read a book in third person, I hear that kind of voice reading it to me.
I know, I know. But I love it.
Back to the book again…
Until about halfway through, I was just having a wonderful time.
I was cozy.
I was witchy.
I was thinking: okay, this is going to be a cozy magical story about a woman discovering herself, discovering her magic, finding a new family, and maybe falling in love.
Remember, I did not read the blurb, so I was happily living inside my little witchy bubble.
And then my stomach flipped.
I actually had to sit up straight because I was like:
“Wait. What just happened?”
From that moment on, I was completely hooked.
The story changed shape without abandoning the cozy atmosphere that had pulled me in.
The magic remained. The warmth remained. But suddenly there was danger in the room, and the cozy little story revealed that it had teeth.
I also loved that the author made me feel complicated things about the main character.
There was a moment involving her love interest when I thought her reaction was exaggerated.
I became annoyed because I have very little patience for unnecessary drama and overreactions.
But then I stopped and thought:
Elise made me love her, then made me frustrated with her.
And that is actually good writing.
It meant I cared. 💭
And then I fell in love with her again.
Her love for her new family, her courage, and the way she grows through the story made me root for her completely.
She was allowed to be lovable without always being agreeable.
She was allowed to frustrate me, frighten me, make me proud, and then win me back.
Characters who inspire only one emotion are easy to forget. Characters who make you argue with them inside your head tend to stay.
And the ending?
Oh gosh.
The ending.
YES.
When an author makes me feel cozy, then scared, then annoyed with the main character, then makes me love her again, and finally makes me sigh with happiness at the end, that author gets my five stars. 🌟
Now Elise, you are in trouble with me.
First of all, I want Book Two.
I need to know what happens after this.
But not only that.
I want the backstory.
I want to know how her grandfather fell in love with her grandmother.
I want to know about the wars.
I want the family history.
I want the prequel.
I want the fictional books quoted before the chapters.
Basically, I finished one book and immediately assigned the author several years of additional work.
I hope she is already writing.
If you like witches, demons, magical worlds, cozy fantasy, and stories with a proper “OMG” moment—read it. NOW!!! 🌺
Best for readers who love
cozy witchy books with unexpected twists, magical worlds, demons, supernatural danger, found family, complicated heroines, third-person narration, fictional books inside books, family history, slow-building romance, stories that become darker than expected, and endings that make you sigh with happiness
Lupe damage level
7/10
One serious stomach flip, temporary loss of trust in the cozy atmosphere, and a powerful need for Book Two, one prequel, and ten imaginary books.
Witchy vibes
10/10
Witches, demons, magical family history, supernatural danger, mysterious texts, and a cozy world carrying far more secrets than expected.
Spice level
🌶️🌶️
Two chillies. Enough romantic heat to warm the Northwoods without distracting from the magic, family, danger, and supernatural chaos.
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lupe@lupefarkas.comDisclosure: I received an advance review copy of this book through NetGalley. This review is honest, voluntary, and written in full Lupe Farkas reader-chaos mode.
Thank you to NetGalley, the publisher, and Elise Poslední for providing me with an advance copy of A New Witch in the Northwoods. All opinions, stomach flips, fictional-book searches, prequel demands, and requests for Book Two are entirely my own. 🌺
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